I Have Returned, but I Cannot Lay down My Gun

Chapter 623

<DICE(Official) donates 10,000 won to God… I thank you for your grace.>
- Were you really a man before????????

"Oh, I was definitely a man. Don't misunderstand my love for you, Master!"

"... Don't react, I'm going crazy."

- Dice ?????????????????????????????
- Self-confident) A person with only a snake's tail can't beat a person with a TS snake's tail… .
- How did Nokkeulruk and Dice beat the power word, "White-haired, Red-eyed TS Biyam Nuns Maid Who Serves God" ??????????????
- The expression on Jin-ssi's face is really funny ??????????????
- Editor (former)

Dice's donation is really bombing the facts.

… Last time, when Harmony, Dice, and Iris were looking around the Stella Universe headquarters, I think this is how they felt when I sent them a donation.

That was how I felt when I was directly observing Iris reacting to Dice's donation.

Anyway, the reason I could say this was simple. The three of us, including me, were currently in a maid cafe, and it had only been 20 minutes since we entered the building.

When the atmosphere was heating up, it was only natural that a support message like that would be met with enthusiastic responses from either side.

By the way,

"... I think there are people who occasionally cry in the chat window, saying, 'When we went, they didn't give us this level of service!'"

"I'm supporting the master with all my heart and soul, but I'm more concerned about the chat window... Abububu!"

"Don't act like a jerk. Rather, how is this helpful? Anyone can see that you're just satisfying your own selfish desires."

"That's right, that's right. Iris-chan lacks self-awareness as a maid."

- She's already been caught wwww
- Iris Lez Lez... .
- But honestly, if you were a man in the past, wouldn't you have liked Biyam a little? ????????????
- It's true that men (minds) can like women?????????????
- Stop trying to make strange distinctions, it's giving me a headache
- I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy!

... Now that I think about it, is he like that too?

It's a bit embarrassing to evaluate myself, but I've never thought that my looks were inferior to others. Considering that the first factor that can make a man like you is your looks, it is especially weighted.

To be blunt, it probably won't happen, but let's say I flirt with any of the male editors or thumbnailers in Eugene's division.

If that happens, I wonder if there will be someone who rejects me because they feel burdened, but sends a deny sign because they really don't like me... I don't know. There might be. But shouldn't the probability be counted in decimals?

And back to that,

'Our editor number one's mental gender is male...'

He shows real-time maid-moves that even women would have a hard time imagining, but that's just acting. Plus, there was a time just now when he was embarrassed and his concept was a bit broken.

The story got a bit long, but it's better than Dice and Harmony. Officially, I got a gender change, and anyway, you might like me more legally than those two.

Well, anyway. I don't feel bad about it either, but right now, there's nothing else to worry about.

And-

"Ah-ah."

"...Do I really have to do this?"

"But if I don't, it won't be worth coming here today, Master."

"...Ah."

- Wow???????????????????????????????
- Almost embarrassed????????????????????
- I like it when someone else feeds Eugene food and makes him feel embarrassed... .
- Making someone who's already embarrassed do a shame play is really ???????????????????????????????
- Ha... This is it for today

The food reproduction rate is unnecessarily high... .

The warmth that you feel before it touches your tongue, the scent that tickles your nose, the texture of it being chewed, and the feeling of it going down your throat. However, there was no feeling of fullness as it settled into my stomach. In that sense, the quality was good.

I heard that the reason the feeling of fullness was removed was to prevent malnutrition from occurring while surviving on food in virtual reality.

Anyway, I was holding on with such thoughts, but I couldn't help but think that this was a shame play. I'm dying of embarrassment, just like that. It was even more so when I saw the heat rising to my face.

And there were a whopping 2.7 million people watching this mess right now!

However, Iris added with a clear smile that was definitely not a sales smile, as if she knew what I was thinking.

"Shall I order something that will make it even tastier, Master?"

"...I think I know what it is."

"T-This time, it's a little different. I think even Master will be surprised. I've practiced a lot so far, so please take a look."

And at that moment, the pure white tail that had been waiting moved and grabbed the strawberry syrup that was on another table and wrapped it around it.

It was a little stiffer than what I did, but I still lifted it with difficulty and carefully turned the syrup over. The red syrup leisurely swam over the pancake with the large tail.

It took about 20 seconds for Iris to draw a heart with her tail. It was quite a long time, but it was completed more elaborately and neatly than I thought.

At that moment, she stood up, lifted one knee, and placed both hands on her chest to make a heart shape - and I knew what it was.

"M-Make it taste good, yip…?"

"…I think what I ate earlier is coming out again."

"That's not the reaction I expected, Sensei!?"

"You're about to die of embarrassment. I don't know if Nana Sonia or Salus are doing it to these people, but…."

"But didn't you let Iris see it through to the end because she prepared it? Then it's okay."

-??????????????????????????????????
-This is seriously scary ???????????????????
-If I had seen it up close, I would have torn up my liver and gallbladder ?? ???????????????????
-Yu Jin-ryeon looks like she wants to jump off the balcony right now ??????
-The disgustingness... is gone????

That's right.

What should I say, it was a sight that was hard to watch with a clear mind in many ways. Of course, this was because Iris did it, if another maid had done it, I might have just exclaimed "Oh-" in admiration.

Anyway, apart from that, it seemed like I still needed to work harder at trying something with my tail. To vent this strange atmosphere, I'll briefly show you how far you can go if you become proficient at using your tail.

While sitting on the chair, he easily snatches the syrup still wrapped around Iris' tail.

"Oh."

"Thank goodness there's an empty plate. Should I briefly show you what it looks like when you get more used to it?"

"Oh...oh!?"

"No, what are you doing with syrup... wow!"

- Wow, you're writing in cursive English with your tail ?????????????????
- Living Point) This person can even throw grenades with their tail
- The speed itself is crazy?
- The sloppy Iris cut that took 20 seconds to draw a heart!!!!!!!!!
- This is a real masterpiece ????????????????????????

Write the names of everyone here on the plate in cursive English.

It's easy to figure out how much force you have to apply to keep the syrup flowing out at a constant speed without it breaking in the middle, and how fast you have to move to write the names without the letters getting distorted.

Every time the plate was covered in syrup, she would flick her tail lightly to throw the container into the air, pick up the pancake next to her with her tail, wipe it clean, and then grab the container that fell and continue working.

Unlike the Hotteok group, Salus, Evelyn, and Sonia who just stared blankly at the scene because it was completely impossible to understand, Iris opened her eyes wide and stared at the plate.

She used a lot of syrup, but it was within the expected range.

She added as she put the container down on the table.

"I think Harmony and Dice are probably listening to it as well as Iris, but the tail is like a third hand. If you don't use it, its function deteriorates, but on the contrary, it becomes more sophisticated the more you use it.

Action becomes possible. I hope you continue to practice."

"… Suddenly, it changed from a service cafe to Teacher Eugene's amazing secret."

"I wonder if Eugene has to wear a maid outfit."

"If I wear it, you guys will wear it too."

-Gasp?????????????????????????????
-?? : I can't be the only one to die
-Hotteok Ssup's expression that he doesn't care at all??????????????????
-But if you have a lot of muscles, your masculinity won't be hidden whether you cross-dress or not....
-Looking at their avatars, I'm starting to get confused about their real gender?????????????

As he said that, he looked at the group of Hotteok sitting at the table.

Hotteok, who made an expression that he didn't care at all just like in the chat window, and Limit, who didn't really care, saying "Well, then-"... Naturally, the one who reacted the most here was Kato.

As he smirked at him, Kato looked around, looking for a place to go, and then added.

"Please save me."

"I I haven't said anything yet."

"I've already decided what I'm going to say anyways-!"

Pfft pfft!

As I watched Kato roll around on the floor with those words, I suddenly remembered my first meeting with Gaia, whom I had left behind in the other world.

They look alike.

Anyway, with that feeling, the maid cafe tour was ending smoothly.

It didn't take long for the keyword TS to appear in the real-time search terms.

"Aww, it was hard... Uwah, why are you all gathered in the room?"

"You weren't a man before either! Blow me up quickly!"

"Uwah, what is it, all of a sudden... Uwah, the bed's falling apart...!"

"A maid cafe, who on earth came up with such a bold idea! I will interrogate you!"

Kikikikik…!

After the first session consisting of only Eugene and Hotteok, and the maid cafe that had been going on for several hours was about to close, Iris, who had finished her broadcast and was about to get up from her bed, was greeted by two other Biyams.

In an instant, Triple Biyam's hamburger began, and the bed began to scream. However, it was made exclusively for the manifester, and thanks to that, it had durability that was more than a power rack, so it didn't break.

After the long-lasting fight, Iris let out a strange groan on the bed.

"Ueeeeeek… ."

"Wow, even a theater and film major can do this much? Really?"

"No, what. When I saw you at Eugene's housewarming party before, I thought you were a bit… delicate for a man, but this isn't the same thing… Oh, I don't know."

"Would you like to try being a maid?"

"Uhhhh... ."

At those words, Harmony and Dice's brains started spinning in an instant.

At first glance, it seemed like a denial, but it was actually the opposite. The embarrassment was a secondary issue. Rather, these two just wanted to see Eugene embarrassed, and the maid was just a means.

So Harmony and Dice were half-deceived, but that didn't necessarily mean they would accept the offer. The two who came to that conclusion added the word maid to their heads.

"Anyway, um... today was really impressive. It was really... incredibly fun to see Eugene being all sullen. I guess it's not for nothing that they say they might do it at the expo."

"Ugh, that won't work in real life. Seriously, I might die of embarrassment."

"You're being foolish."

An obvious story.

But in the midst of such a long conversation, a sudden vibration was felt underfoot. As the EM-class manifesters, especially Serpentia, transformed into bodies, they naturally became extremely sensitive to vibrations.

Judging from the heaviness of their footsteps, and considering the fact that there were three of them in the space - Eugene's house - there was only one person who would come.

So when it approached the door, Harmony naturally opened the door at the right time.

It was natural that Eugene would be there.

"... You really did a lot today. You caught syrup with your tail and drew hearts, you drew hearts with your tail, you wrapped your tail around your body, you gave drinks with your tail... I wonder when you practiced it, really."

"Oh, that, that."

"Well, it was still a fun experience. If I were to experience it again, I'd be hesitant... Why are Dice and Harmony there? Surely you two aren't trying to make trouble for me either?"

"Eh, ehe. How could that be? How could innocent people like us do something like that?"

"The tail is wagging. Don't you know that it's swaying when you lie?"

"Eh, really!?"

Of course it was a lie.

The two people who were tricked by Eugene hurriedly turned their heads, and soon realized that they were tricked and trembled, while the original Biyam slumped down next to the bed where Iris was sitting, exhaling heavily.

Anyone who saw it saw that the mental fatigue was greater than the physical fatigue.

It didn't take long for Eugene, who had been staring at the ceiling, to open his mouth.

"First of all, I don't know if I'll go to a maid cafe again. It's dizzying to feel the shame of a year in one hour..."

"Hehe."

"I saw it after Eugene left, but on other floors, what the... There are so many different outfits and concepts. There’s the basic maid outfit, a vampire concept, and a succubus.”

“… Well, I don’t have that kind of outfit. Instead, I do have a nun outfit.”

“My head hurts, so please be quiet.”

“Oops.”

The words “not a nun, but a slut” almost came out of Eugene’s mouth but went back out.

However, Iris also knew what she was going to say, so she scratched her head awkwardly and giggled, and Eugene laughed softly at that and gently patted her head.

“Anyway, I’m glad you seem to be adjusting well. It was really fun.”

“Ugh, no matter how much I think about it, it’s hard to find someone more impactful than that maid… Even though we have tails, we haven’t really changed since before, so it feels strange. Maybe it’s because we’re popular to begin with.”

“A normal thing has its advantages as a normal giant. Considering that Iris had to go through a lot of agony and mental conflict to get here, it's even more so."

Is that so?

Eugene glanced at the two who nodded and agreed, and a faint smile appeared on his lips.

"And in a few weeks, it'll be hard to even say that."

"... Yes?"

"Are you curious?"

At the same time, Harmony and Dice blinked.

It wasn't because they couldn't guess. On the contrary, they had too many guesses. The Expo was just a few weeks away, and Olivia would be coming too.

However, as time passed, one thing began to converge in their heads - the most ominous possibility.

It didn't take long for Harmony and Dice to find a resemblance in Iris, who was looking up at them with an innocent expression.

"... Now, wait a minute. Teacher, you really can't. Really? You're lying, right? No?"

"I didn't say anything. Do you have any idea?"

"Hey, this guy is not communicating!"

"Mr. Eugene, let's see what's wrong! Is it a shark? Is it a shark!?"

"I don't know-"

Waving.

Despite Dice grabbing his clothes and shaking them constantly, Eugene just grinned and didn't say anything, which only fueled the anxiety of the other two people except Iris.

Iris muttered to herself as she looked around the room that had become a mess in an instant.

'...This is a mess. No, is it a snake mess?'

Of course, she was now a proud member of the group.

It was everyday life.

"It's so hot. I never thought I'd come here again."

"You were here last time, Chris. Hurry up and get on. There's a lot I have to hear."

"Whoa, okay. Let's go."

Meanwhile, not long after that.

Someone entered Korea.