Canon Fodder

CHAPTER 475 SILVER SCREEN

CHAPTER 475 SILVER SCREEN

I appeared in an office. It was rather small, only about five feet by five feet, there was barely enough room for a desk, let alone me. As I looked around the cramped office a new system screen popped up. 

Omniscient Reader Quest 2:

Conquer the Dungeon

Reward:

Mind Control Resistance

“Shit,” I spat. This was my own System’s quest, not the worlds. That meant that I would most likely have to go up against someone that could Mind Control you. “How is that not psychic?” I asked no one in particular. 

A slight knock on the door I looked up. Before me was Sooyoung. She was wearing a nurse outfit. But not just any nurse’s outfit, it was a sexed up one. Short skirt, her non-existent bust was spilling out of the front.

“What the hell is going on?” She hissed as she walked in. Slamming the door behind her she stared at her shirt and tried to squeeze the top together. “There are no buttons,” she hissed. 

“This is an Adult Movie Theatre,” I said as I stood. As I did, I looked down to my clothes. I was wearing a white lab coat. Apparently I was the doctor of the office. 

“A what?” She rasped.

“It’s porn. Not regular movies. We are in a porno,” I said moving to her then the door. I peeked outside to see we were in a doctor’s office. Most likely mine, or at least the character’s I was playing. I noticed a mirror and moved my head to it. As I stared, no memories came flooding in, so there was no Memory Meld. 

“That-that’s not a thing,” the woman said. Fear and more fear pouring off of her. “I never read anything-”

“I don’t care what you read,” I said. “These fuck…celestials are paying probably a boat load of Coins to watch us. First to kill each other. Do you really think making us fuck others is that big of a stretch? This is all for their entertainment. And let me tell you, they are entertained.” 

Dozens of celestials were joining my stream. Some actually had Pervert in their alias’. I had known I was probably already on some sort of gameshow as I jumped between worlds, now I was in an Inception level of gameshows and world jumping. 

“Fucking hell, goddamn this stupid ass world shit,” Sooyoung spat. “You’re telling me you and I have to-” She stopped talking as someone knocked on the door. On the other side of the door was another nurse. This one had the same feel as the girl that had let us into the theatre. No real personality, her haki was like unbothered water. 

“Doctor, the next patient is in room two,” she said. She too was in skimpy nurse attire, only she had the curves for it. Her chest overflowing with breasts, it spilled out of the top nearly showing her nipples. Sooyoung’s eyes bulged as she looked to the other nurse then down to her own chest. 

“Uh thank you. I’ll uh, see her shortly,” I said with a nod. The nurse smiled widely at me, showing off her full lips. Giving me a wink she turned around and shut the door.

“What the absolute horse shit,” Sooyoung said, covering up her chest. “What the hell are we supposed to do here?”

“Have sex,” I said with a shrug. She blushed and stammered. “Not with each other…I think.” 

The Drunken Celestial frowns at you.

“Oh shut up,” I said to no one in particular. “Goddammit, please tell me you aren’t a virgin.”

“I-I-I’m 26!” She yelled.

“Quiet, this is a doctor’s office,” I said, raising my hands. “I have no idea what that means.” Age had nothing to do with losing your virginity.

“It means…fuck you,” she spat. 

“Whatever,” I said. “Listen, I’ve done shit like this before. We just…follow the canon, like you said.” I opened the door and stepped out. Sooyoung hesitated but followed as I looked for room two. At least the numbers were written over the door frame. Taking a hesitant breath I stepped into the room to face a vagina. 

“What the-” I said, caught off guard. Like an unwarranted dick pic, I sure as shit didn’t want to see a random vag shot. Closing my eyes I took in a breath and walked in, not looking at the vagina staring at me. Sooyoung followed, letting out whispered curses as she saw the vagina as well. 

It belonged to a young woman hidden behind a sheet. Her legs in stirrups she openly displayed her lower lips to us. “Doctor?” She asked. 

“Hmm yeah,” I said, coughing. I looked down to my lab coat. Over the pocket it read Doctor of Guynecology. “They spelled it wrong,” I mumbled, it was supposed to be gynecology. Below that it read Breast Inspector. “Fucking hell,” I said shaking my head. “How low budget was this?” Looking to the side I noticed rubber gloves hanging on the wall. 

“Uh tell me Miss. What seems to be the problem?” I asked. I didn’t have a script, but I was pretty sure I knew where this was going. Deepthroat was a classic film from the 70s or 80s. From the lack of a bush on her lower parts I guessed this was a remake. 

“Yes, I um, my girlfriends said I should see you,” she said. I put on the gloves and sat on a stool. Sooyoung behind me, as if I could protect her from the woman’s sex that was openly displayed. There wasn’t anything wrong with it, but I could tell Sooyoung wasn’t used to seeing them from this angle. 

“And why is that?” I asked. The patient’s face still hidden behind her legs and short curtain over her. 

“Well you see…I’ve never had an orgasm,” she said. Her voice was like honey. Innocent and sweet. Where the other NPCs had been empty, she seemed to have a personality. Her haki radiated nervousness as I sat between her legs. “I-I’ve tried. I do…my own thing, like my girlfriends told me. But it doesn’t seem to work.”

“I…see,” I said, my eyes on her vagina. It was literally dripping liquid onto the sheet under her. “Any um boyfriend or girlfriend try to help you?”

“One once, but it didn’t work,” she said meekly.

I nodded, eyeing Sooyoung. She was looking at the pussy over my shoulder like it was some alien going to attack her. “I’m going to…touch-inspect you now?” I asked. The girl nodded and repositioned her feet in the stirrups.

Sooyoung looked from me to the patient. Unsure what I was going to do. I had touched plenty of these by now, but this still seemed a little wrong. I wasn’t really a doctor, just playing one on TV-er well- in a movie or something.

I moved my hand to between her legs and she moaned. “Do you feel pleasure from that?” I asked, confused. 

“Uh…no? Just…been a while,” she mumbled. I nodded and continued my examination. My hand going to her puffy lips, they were already spread out for me. I knew the ending of this story though. Moving the hood over where her clitoris should have been, I revealed there was nothing there.

“I think I see your problem,” I said.

“You do?!” Sooyoung and the patient asked as one.

“Yes,” I said, taking off the glove that had touched her. “Why uh, don’t you sit up.” The girl pulled her legs back and moved the curtain revealing herself. 

She was one of the most beautiful women I had ever seen. I recognized her face from the movie poster. Bright blonde hair, thick lips, small button nose, she had a deep blush on her full cheeks as she saw me. Moving her hair behind her ear she revealed her much larger bust than the nurses. Bigger than DD she was at least as stacked as Powergirl from DC. My eyes locked on the cleavage for a moment as I lost my train of thought. 

“Doctor?” She asked in a small voice. Sooyoung smacked my shoulder.

“Uh yeah,” I said. “I think I’ve seen this before. It’s called…something,” I mumbled. “Nurse, hand me that…popsicle stick.” 

“You mean the tongue depressor?” Sooyoung asked as she grabbed one from the jar next to her. 

“Whatever,” I said. “Miss Patient, please stick out your tongue.” The beautiful blonde did so obediently. Saying ah, she revealed her uvula. Looking in from a different angle I could see a small nodule at the back of her throat. “There it is.” 

“There’s what?” She asked. 

“You’re uh…clitoris, it’s uh in your throat,” I said.

“No fucking way,” Sooyoung said. The innocent girl in front of me frowned at her.

“Nurse, be respectful,” I said. Sooyoung continued to curse though. 

“Are you sure, doctor?” The patient asked, satisfied with my chastisement of my nurse. “Is it really there?”

“Yes,” I said. “I’ve seen it once before.” Which I had once in a smut world. Although I never checked if she had a clit there. She sure loved giving blowjobs though. “I’m sorry.” My hand went to hers, squeezing it slightly. “You may be unable to ever orgasm with your vagina.”

“Is that your medical opinion?” Sooyoung scoffed.

“It is,” I said, eyeing her. “As a doctor of Guynecology.” 

“Is there any way to check?” The girl asked, bringing our eyes back to her. She pushed her chest out toward me.

“Uh yes-” I said but was stopped as Sooyoung grabbed my shoulder.

“You cannot be serious,” she said. The patient got scared from the look in Sooyoung’s eyes.

“Nurse,” I said, grabbing her hand. “One second.” I nodded to the patient and dragged the Korean girl outside. Once there I hissed, “This is what they want. I don’t know about you, but I’ve already got a shitload of coins from donations from these perv-people. So unless you want to be stuck here in this porno world, we need to continue the canon. Like you said.”

“This is disgusting,” she said. “They aren’t real.”

I wasn’t sure if she meant the woman’s boobs or her as a person. “I have no idea what’s real,” I said truthfully. “We got floating demons. Huge serpents patrolling the city. Everything has gone to shit in a few short hours, and I’m now being offered what I’m guessing will be a great blowjob. So yeah, I’m gonna take it. Then go to the next one, and the next. Cus right now, I need Coins to survive.” Letting her go I honestly didn’t care about the coins. But I didn’t see any way to leave, and I really didn’t want to. 

For months I had been treating sex like this special thing for Anne. Refusing to go through with it with her. Even my reaction in Walking Dead world had been annoying. Who cares if I gave girls pleasure? That’s why people had sex. It was a special moment between two people. Something to make you feel good and break the monotony of everyday life. It was something I enjoyed and was good at. I had no idea why I worried about anything related to sex. It was time to let loose and save a life while doing it. Or something…I was a doctor, that’s probably what gynecologists did. 

“Sorry about that,” I said as I walked back into the room. The door shut and Sooyoung didn’t follow. 

“It’s okay,” the woman said. She smiled wider somehow, pushing her thick hair behind her ears again. “So is there anything we can do to test it? I uh, really don’t want to take time off work to come back.”

“Yes,” I said, eyeing the room. I decided that this was a sex world, so logic probably was out the window. “If I stimulated your clitoris we could know for sure, but I…I really don’t have anything that could reach back there though.” The tongue depressors probably could, but this was porn logic. Sooyoung was a bundle of nerves on the other side of the door. I ignored her a I focused on my patient. 

“Nothing?” The girl asked sweetly.

“Well..not nothing,” I said. “I could use…my dick?” I was unable to help myself, asking it rather than saying it. The girl felt real, but the situation was too funny. More than one celestial laughed or shook their heads in shame.

“If you think that will work,” the girl said sweetly. A part of her Haki said she had wanted this, something about her mom telling her to nab herself a doctor or something equivalent. Her eyes big, she looked down to my crotch. “Could you um, show me how to do it?” 

“Absolutely,” I said in relief. “Why don’t you get off of the table.” She stood and her paper gown was ripped off after being snagged by the side of the bed. Her full form revealed to me, my erection shot straight up. She was a 10 out of 10. The blonde version of Hancock, she had no blemishes on her skin. Her stomach was flat, no extra fat on her, at least none besides her chest and ass. Her lower half shaved clean, she had an ass that stuck out nearly as far as her breasts did. 

“Sorry,” she said, blushing as she tried to cover up. Thankfully she was unsuccessful.

“It’s fine…I’m a doctor…I think,” I said. Moving to where she had been I frowned, blushing as I undid my belt and zipper. Dropping my pants to release my erect dick it was the same 9 inches it was when I split from Weston. Since he had the second stage of the Chikyugi back then, this size became my new norm. I was fine with it, but if I wanted it bigger I would need my Fusion skill. 

But it appeared plenty big to the girl. Her eyes widened as she stared at the veiny beast. Of course that was when Sooyoung opened the door again. Her eyes locking on the patient’s body then my dick. She stammered, blushed furiously, then slammed the door again. Pacing in the hallway, I ignored her as I grabbed the patient's hand. 

“Have you ever done this before?” I asked. She shook her head, lost as she stared down at my dick. “We need to rub your clitoris as much as possible. So you will need to go down as far as you can to reach it, for…science.”

She nodded, almost excited to experiment. I sat on the table and she sat on her knees. “Like this, doctor?” She asked, her hands on my thighs as she moved her large chest over them. I nodded as she stared up at me. Far more excited than I realized, I let out a groan of pleasure as she took the head in. Her eyes blinking rapidly she smiled and with a deep breath she moved all the way to the base. 

“Holy fu-” I rasped as she was true to the title. She deepthroated me. As my dick bulged in her throat she moaned happily, her eyes going wide. She pulled off, taking in a deep breath. 

“I think I felt it,” she said excitedly.

“Me too,” I said almost drunkenly. I had forgotten how good it felt to have a gorgeous woman deepthroat you. A large dick was fun, but I wasn’t dating pornstars. The lack of a gag reflex was rare. “How about you continue to rub it?” 

She nodded happily, her hand moving to my balls as she moved down. Her throat filling up, she got me three-quarters of the way and moaned. Going slowly up and down in short bursts, I began to feel it build inside of her.

My Sparks had allowed me to feel electrical signals in people. Using it to force or simulate orgasms, I felt her nerves fire off as my glans rubbed her insides. Like a constant pulse, the nerves began to build up quickly. I couldn’t help but memorize the feeling as she sped up. My own orgasm building as she didn’t seem to need air. I groaned loudly, getting into it as my hand moved to the back of her head, holding her in place. Making my dick bulge as I stiffened it over and over, an explosion of pleasure moved through her. Spreading from her throat to her brain instantly, her eyes crossed as she experienced a literal mind blowing orgasm.

Losing control of herself she dropped down to my base. Her body writhing below me as she continued to cum harder. Her hands going to her tits, her loud moans were only muffled by my rock hard dick. When her orgasm slowed and stopped I reluctantly grabbed her shoulders and pulled her off.

“I-I did it?” She asked. “I came?”

“I think so,” I said, chuckling. “You’re cured.”

“Thank you, doctor,” she said, but her eyes went back to my dick. “Can I um, try again?” 

“I think that would be best,” I said with a nod and leaned back. She licked her lips again and engulfed my cock once more. Moving down to the base she moaned but moved back up. My dick rubbing across her clit as it did. Once my dick was past her clit she thrust down again. Moaning louder as she became hungry for it. 

My own dick was loving the treatment. Each motion of hers causing pleasure for both of us, she came again. As she did so I grabbed the side of her head. Humping into her until I unloaded in her throat. Cursing behind my fist she moaned happily as she gulped my cum down. When we had finished she moved right into another blowjob. 

Legs kicking in protest I felt ecstatic as she hungrily swallowed my dick over and over. Cumming down her throat without care, I let my libido go. Sooyoung checked on us once but I ignored her. When the patient was too tired to move I offered to help. 

Moving her to the bed I began to facefuck her. She ended up liking this more. Not forced to use her own strength I was able to thrust in as hard as I wanted, only pulling away so she could catch her breath. For a moment I began playing with her naked pussy, but since she drew no pleasure from it, I continued in her throat. My Hoken watching what happened to her all the while.

Curious if I could induce this same pleasure in other women, I mapped out the nerves that fired and continued on. After my sixth orgasm and her almost twentieth, I was called for another patient. The girl asked to see me again, and I left the room, engulfed in light as I did. 

Congratulations for passing the

Deepthroat Screening

Reward: 300 Coins

Warning, each additional Screening will be harder.

“Sign me up,” I said, putting away the screen. More donations from Celestials streamed in as Sooyoung appeared. 

“I didn’t get fucking anything?!” She yelled, staring at screens that weren’t there. 

“You didn’t do anything,” I said truthfully. 

“What the fuck was I supposed to do?” She asked. I eyed her with a look that said she knew. “No fucking way.”

“It’s porn,” I said as if it was obvious. 

“It’s disgusting. You’re disgusting,” she said.

“Maybe,” I said with a shrug. She was a random person to me. What did I care about her opinion? “I’m literally getting paid to have sex right now. Pretty sure I’m living it up.” As I said that, lights appeared down the hall. A short ways away was another poster hanging from the wall. “Look, you said the door was locked. We obviously can’t leave until we beat whatever is here. Just wait it out, I’ll get all the Coins, no big deal.”

“How the hell can you do that?” She asked. “That’s…”

“What? Sex? I don’t know if you noticed, but people usually enjoy it,” I said. I felt like a new man. That girl helped remind me that I had tricks no one else could hope to dream of. That was how I kept women coming back for more. That was my power. Some people had a lot of money to build their harem, I had a lot of money, strength, and skills. I saw no reason not to use everything I had to make people happy. 

I began walking down the hall. Halfway to the next poster Sooyoung grumbled but followed. On the poster was a four girl group. They were singing into microphones on a stage. Overtop of them was the title Pop-Popular.

“Shit,” Sooyoung said.

“What? Have you seen this porno?” I asked. 

“No,” she growled. Blushing she admitted, “I may have heard of it though. It’s about a K-Pop group that gets in trouble with the Yakuza.”

“Fun,” I said. “Anything else?”

“Their manager saves them…then at the end they all have sex with him,” she said. “At the same time.” 

“I know what role I want,” I said with a smile as my hand touched the poster.