Blessed by Night

Chapter 349 The Boondocks S1 Episode 5

349  The Boondocks S1 Episode 5

Major Felix had never felt so unfairly terrorized by an individual in his life as he did right now.

Malachi had not only broken several bones in his face, but using that massive strength of his, he had thrown Felix through an entire ceiling.

An explosion of limestone and concrete erupted in the base's cafe as Felix came flying through the ground.

He bounced off a couple of tables before crashing into the floor in embarrassing fashion.

His world felt like it was spinning. Even with his digestive system removed, he felt the urge to vomit.

He knew right away that he couldn't beat Malachi. Not like this anyway.

The gap between the two of them was far greater than what he had been led to believe. Help was a requirement here.

"Ugh..."

Felix reached for his wrist communicator again and pressed a different series of buttons.

Acknowledged. The packages were on their way. Now he just had to manage to stay alive until the delivery got here.

"This is some real sick shit... How were you all just eating over other people's suffering?"

Malachi flew up from the hole in the ground and stared down at Felix coldly. "Do regular people even know what y'all are doing here? Or are you working damned hard to keep the secret?" Felix gritted his teeth in annoyance as he fought to get to his feet. "You won't have to worry about it when you're down here in their place!!"

Felix threw out his hand and a jet of dangerously cold CO2 into the room. Malachi felt his feet get a tiny bit chilly as a result.

Looking down, his toes had become frozen in a layer of ice.

"This is lame…" He lifted his leg with no more force than he would've used to get out of bed, and the ice shattered instantly.

He heard a knock at the window and saw Anna floating just outside. She was holding two unconscious soldiers by their collars with only one hand.

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'New look?' She looked him up and down.

Malachi kind of looked down at himself and scartched the back of his head awkwardly. 'Guess so.'

'You look cute.' She blew him a kiss.

Mal couldn't see himself right now, but he was almost positive that he did not look cute. In any capacity.

'That's just your fetish for monster things again.' Mal sidestepped as a lance made of ice came soaring towards his face. 'I ain't forget about that Venom fanfiction you used to write.'

Anna held up her hands in surrender, accidentally dropping the two men in her grasp. 'Look, all I'm saying is, you can't judge me when you had a fantasy dream about the fish girl from Creature Commandos.'

Malachi froze dead in his tracks; incidentally allowing Major Felix to hit him with a wall of ice.

This time Malachi went flying, but he quickly regained control of himself himself and landed on the ceiling. 'How do you know about that!? I told Bianca not to say anything!'

Anna shrugged. Malachi didn't miss the proud look on her face even from inside. 'You're just her fiance. I'm her best friend in the whole world, so that entitles me to certain privileged information.'

Malachi didn't know if he had ever heard something so unfair before.

'You seem to be taking your time with this guy, babe.' Anna noted. 'You forgetting we have other bases to hit?'

On all fours, Malachi bounded from ceiling to floor before barreling his foot into Felix's jaw. 'I'm getting revenge. He made me mad.'

'You don't seem very mad.' Anna exhaled on the cold glass until it fogged up. She then drew a smiley face with devil horns.

Malachi lifted up the Major by his neck and kicked both of his knees inward; snapping them like bamboo shoots. 'That's because you showed up. Hard to be mad with such a pretty face to look at.'

Anna was applying a pair of double d's to her masterpiece, but paused when she heard her fiancé's flirtatious comment.

'It's real dangerous of you to flirt with me when you look like that. You're going to make me lose this aura of professionalism I've developed.'

Anna's tone was oddly almost threatening. As if she was trying to warn Malachi that if he didn't stop trying to entice her, he wouldn't be able to beat her off with a stick.

…Malachi really liked women who took what they wanted. Maybe he was Nyx's son after all.

"YOU SICK BASTARD, WHY ARE YOU GETTING AN ERECTION?!?" Felix cursed.

Malachi looked down and realized that the crotch of his pants was indeed a bit tighter than they had been two minutes ago.

Even the snakes that made up his hair had stopped hissing and just stared at him in blatant disappointment.

Now, he had to defend himself on two fronts.

"H-Hold on now, this ain't-"

"IS THIS SOME KIND OF SEXUAL THING FOR YOU, YOU SICK MONSTROUS FUCK?!" Felix yelled in horror.

Say what you want about him mistreating the captives downstairs, but at least Felix had never considered brutalizing them for sexual gratification!

But apparently Malachi couldn't say the same!

"Damn, would you listen, man! I was trying to tell you this ain't got nothing to do with you! It's cause of her, alright?!" Malachi pointed at Anna.

This was actually Felix's first time noticing the winged woman, and Anna wasn't exactly camera ready.

She was laughing so hard that her face was practically unrecognizable. Her cheeks were turning red from over exhertion. Tears were running down her cheeks and a snot bubble was starting to come out of her nose.

This was the funniest thing she had ever seen in her life!

"Babe, stop laughing!" Malachi said tersely.

Anna wiped her eyes as he laughed so hard she could barely talk. "I can't help it! He thought you were about to give him a prison colonoscopy!!!"

Anna laughed until no sound came out. Slapping her knees and all.

Only now was Mal realizing why Joanne had always insisted that he and Anna didn't need to go on missions together by themselves. This particular scenario just felt like it would be a reoccurring theme.

"Would you stop laughing at me and worry about catching that thing rocketing towards you right now?"

"W-What thing are you-" Anna turned around just in time for a large metal carrier the size of a lifted truck to come barreling into her. Propelling her and it through the window.

I love my relationship but if I had to name one problem it’s that my girl is a kissing and telling ass mf. why are you telling your friends I sucked your butt? :/