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“Chat! Help! I’ve been isekai’d!”
Those were the first words I said after the system granted me a skill that supposedly streamed everything I did back to Earth.
I still had no idea why I’d hatched from an egg as my old Vcuber model, nor why this other world was so eerily devoid of life, but hey! At least I had chat to keep me company now.
Still, I just wished the dungeons in this world weren’t so… weird. Seriously.
Giant sentient coins shooting silver bullets at me?
Sentient towels trying to smother me?
Teleporting tentacles?!
What even is this?!
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- #001 – I didn’t know people hatch from eggs
- #004 – I reject our new robot overlords!
- #007 – This world is weirdly quiet and empty
- #010 – What’s the brand of this energy drink?
- #013 – Not quite a wiki, but I’ll take it
- #016 – That’s not what a coinflip means
- #019 – My streamer power grows!
- #022 – The horror monster never expects the victim to fight back
- #025 – Not the weirdest weapon I’ve ever seen, honestly
- #028 – There’s a joke about finally touching grass again somewhere in there
- #031 – Don’t mind me, just blowing bubbles in a water park
- #034 – I thought this wasn’t a video game
- #037 – I mean, I can swim, but this is a little too much
- #040 – I’m retiring to live on a farm, guys
- #043 – I’m coming for you, calamari!
- #046 – I’m a bit of a completionist
- #049 – This feels like a calm before the storm
- #052 – Isn’t eating shark meat illegal?
- #055 – I didn’t expect this at all
- #058 – I’m a double criminal now
- #061 – It feels weird to use guns against wizards
- #064 – I’m just glad I didn’t pay for my stupidity with my life
- #067 – There are certain downsides to overwhelming firepower
- #070 – I swear I wasn’t always this violent
- #073 – One’s a fantasy wasteland, the other is a corporate one
- #076 – I take it back!
- #079 – Gravity is just an illusion anyway
- #082 – And that’s how I met my beloved weapon
- #085 – Why do they have to be humanoid?
- #088 – I’m starting to feel bad about trying to conquer this place
- #091 – You’re projecting, I’m just here to beat the dungeon
- #002 – Hold on, that’s not a fantasy world
- #005 – Not alternate nor a game, just reality
- #008 – Okay, I guess I’m supposed to grind now
- #011 – Do you guys believe me now?
- #014 – I would like to report a murder… of physics
- #017 – I would say, I paid my respects
- #020 – I live here now, got a problem?
- #023 – Ready to burn the world!
- #026 – Third time’s the charm
- #029 – Don’t mind me, just feeling a little melancholic
- #032 – Am I insane? Is anything even real?
- #035 – Look, it’s not my fault this dungeon is stupidly designed!
- #038 – First attacked by laundry, now turned into laundry myself?!
- #041 – Introspection is important, you know?
- #044 – I’m not desperate enough to eat this
- #047 – Locked and loaded!
- #050 – Wouldn’t one be enough?!
- #053 – New skills galore!
- #056 – That’s not how the adventure was supposed to go
- #059 – I guess not even another world can escape capitalism
- #062 – Am I the stupid one for bringing a gun to a bow fight?
- #065 – Helping solve your own murder doesn’t happen everyday
- #068 – Never knew how much goes into making a door
- #071 – I think I had enough internet for the day
- #074 – Why crabs though?
- #077 – Hey, roleplaying is literally in my job description
- #080 – I wonder if that’s gonna stay flooded
- #083 – The way back was so much easier
- #086 – Mine now!
- #089 – I couldn’t have asked for a better friend
- #092 – I’m not interested in room service!
- #003 – Chemistry was never my best subject
- #006 – Do monsters spawn at night?
- #009 – I don’t actually have any combat experience
- #012 – It’s raining skill points!
- #015 – It’s a metaphor for cleaning the dungeon
- #018 – Sweet, sweet loot!
- #021 – This new helper fairy sucks, I want a refund
- #024 – I might have been traumatized a little
- #027 – Why do people even use saunas?
- #030 – Delicious, delicious fast food!
- #033 – Call me Nana, the mad scientist!
- #036 – Not a leap, a SLIDE of faith
- #039 – Why would you have teleporting tentacles? Aren’t regular tentacles enough?!
- #042 – Head. Empty.
- #045 – Time to noscope some kids
- #048 – At least I have a map this time
- #051 – I am not a fan of breakout
- #054 – Onwards, chat! To new adventures!
- #057 – I never expected to ever talk to you again
- #060 – Now we’re cooking!
- #063 – It reminds me of getting sick as a kid, except for the whole wilderness survival thing
- #066 – Learning from mistakes is how you grow
- #069 – Nice!
- #072 – No more distractions, time to make progress!
- #075 – This feels a lot easier than the first dungeon
- #078 – I won’t neglect preparing for round two this time
- #081 – Ow, my brain!
- #084 – All set and ready to dungeoneer!
- #087 – He didn’t even show me his wares
- #090 – Time to bum-rush this place!